Wednesday, 26 December 2007

QUESTION: - What have we learnt in 2007? - Part 1



This very much depends upon who you are, and how old you are.



In this first of 3 "lessons from life" or "life lessons" we view some of the great truths that little children have learnt in 2007: -


  1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
  2. When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
  3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
  4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
  5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
  6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
  7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
  8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
  9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
  10. The best place to be when you're sad is Granddad's lap.

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