QUESTION: - Has Jordan moved to Midsomer?

Today we discovered the sad news that 'Jordan' - that being the erm model and...self publicist Katie Price (rather than the country or F1 motor racing team) has had an accident resulting possibly in two broken legs.

Now, it is known to my nearest and dearest that I am not the greatest fan of the English TV series 'Midsomer Murders', in which nearly every resident- apart from Barnaby the police detective, played by John Nettles - has been murdered at least once in the past 10 years.

Despite the constant string of murders to be solved DCI Barnaby's powers of deduction do not appear to have improved over the years, and unless either a bullet ridden body is found together with a person holding a smoking gun stood over it; or a body with multiple stab wounds is found with the blood stained attacker desperately attempting to retrieve his/her knife from one of several wounds, Barnaby is usually pretty baffled as to whodunit!

And so back to Jordan...and a case that even Barnaby should be able to solve.

The report read: -

"...JORDAN IN HOSPITAL AFTER FALL - Jordan landed herself in hospital after falling down a flight of stairs. The glamour model feared she had broken both legs after the tumble..."

(Excuse my cynicism but I bet her legs are NOT broken!)

Now there are two additional clues for DCI Barnaby: -

1. The 29-year-old, is waiting for a breast reduction, and therefore may still be a little top heavy, and


2. Husband Peter Andre, (note he wasn't referred to as husband and singer Peter Andre, presumably for fear of libel) was with her at the time.

So Barnaby, what could possibly have happened?

Picture the scene....a somewhat top heavy model, standing at the top of a flight of stairs, next to publicity-seeking, (allegedly) failed singer & husband - shortly before she topples forward and takes the "quick way down".

What o could possibly have happened?