Thursday, 20 December 2007

QUESTION: - Is everybody in the Christmas spirit yet?

Possibly not! The following article appeared in this evening's London Evening Standard newspaper.
"...A British Airways steward based at Heathrow has been suspended on suspicion of theft after reportedly eating a muffin left on a passenger's meal tray. A BA worker today accused the airline of "acting like a police state". BA confirmed a cabin crew member was suspended but denied the muffin claim. A spokesman said: - "It is half-baked to suggest we are suspending someone over a muffin".
This statement gives rise to a number of further questions: -
  1. Was it the "suggestion" or the "muffin" that was half baked?
  2. If the muffin was half-baked has the chef responsible for the meals also been subjected to disciplinary action?
  3. Is the fact that the steward may have been suspended over a muffin, a humane act in today's society?

It appears as though the steward may have a particular penchant (presumably French for shouting "pen" at the top of your voice?) for muffins, and so to suspend him over a muffin - presumably by a rope - is somewhat barbaric. We complain when Saudi Arabia, behead or stone citizens for minor misdemeanours, but this really takes the biscuit!!

CORRECTION: - BA have advised us that it was not they who "took the biscuit", but that they do have some suspicions with regards to the co-pilot!

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